One, two, three, four
It's finally opened now shut the door

Five, six, seven, eight
You did it wrong, won't this be great?

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Do it again with the doorknob you held

Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Put your hands on it so it's in between

Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty,
Haha…Turn your hands so you touch it right,

Twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four,
Hahaha! It annoys you so, you try to keep the thoughts out of sight

Twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight,
Ahahahaha! You shut the door, and walk to your bed

Even if it's only in your head…

Now you won't get sick
The fear is gone
Spit on the ground
And try to sleep 'til dawn

You finally got it right
But you do it all again
Just to turn out the light

Even though it's all in your head
You feel crazy and out of your mind
Like the psycho killer watches you from behind

And even though it's all in your head
You just still wish you were dead